Eeeeeverybody’s asking, where’s Liberace Fingers? Why are you so lazy? Yeah. Lazy. I wish I could be lazy and sit around all day not taking studio-quality photos of stuff that I find laying around, but I can’t because I have to hide from the lunatic dropping his sick fantasy Nostradamus art on my front lawn strip. You see what’s going on now? Fucking lions, dudes, feeding your children to fucking lions. That’s what the future holds for all of us. Africans, Mexicans, Asians, and I’m assuming honkeys, too, will be walking around with fake smiles on all day, so that our “friends” the bears and lions don’t rip us limb from limb. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. And if you think pretending to be Doug Popik will save you, Aglira, realize you’ll be the first one I snitch on to the lion king. And when he craps your skull out, I’ll be standing there laughing.