I don’t remember the specifics of where this came from, just that it was one of the presents my dad brought home from a business trip when I was a kneehigh. This other time, he brought me a coonskin cap which, unfortunately, quickly became too small for my giant head, and I think our dog MacIntosh ate the tail. LL Cool J’s DJ wore a coonskin cap, too, but he called himself Bobcat. Anyway, I believe this may have been purchased in Hawaii, probably at the airport. My dad was a busy guy. It’s a rhino flute-horn. It sounds wicked as shit, like Zamfir if he was Samoan. My dog gets really weird when I play it.