This is as good a time as any to break out one of many George W. Bush-related items that will appear on Liberace Fingers. This is the Official Mini-Maglite of The 54th Presidential Inaugural, “Celebrating America’s Spirit Together,” January 18, 2001. As you can see, it is candy-apple red, like a Mustang 5.0. It is also engraved with the names of President Bush and the late Vice President Richard B. Cheney. I was not able to attend said inaugural, but my boss at the time, who was able to attend, was kind enough to bring all of us laborers back a souvenir. There is nothing on the flashlight that mentions the host, Larry King, or the performances of Marilyn McCoo or Ricky Martin.